Amish Shower
when two people engage in s-xual concourse beneath a full grown female cow and are about to reach climax, the dominant of the two proceeds to milk the engorged t–ts of the cow covering the other in unpasteurized milk.
martha and i found a local farmers field, a cow and we gave each other an amish shower until the morning.
when someone is having intercourse or relations under or near a heifer and they milk or extract the lactate of the heifer and pour it onto their partner just before climax / -rg-sm.
last night i gave her a nice amish shower.
these amish showers are doing wonders for my facial complexion.
i love the taste of amish showers.
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