amish style


sewing a quilt in the dark while f-cking a sheep.
“turn off the lights we’ll do it amish style.”
the act of copulating through a hole in a sheet; often due to the fact that one does not want to physically see the person on the other side of the sheet.

sometimes confused with brown-bagging (placing a brown paper bag over someone’s head) amish-style is an evolution that covers the entire body and negates all physical view.
“oh man, that chick i picked up at country bar last week was so ugly i had to do her amish-style!”

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