Amish Threesome
to have s-xual relations with two woman who are unshaven to the point that their v-g-n-s actually look like they’re growing beards.
“did josh end up hooking up with those two girls he met in the bar the other night?”
“yeah but they were from europe so you know that turned into an amish threesome.”
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s-x between a man, a woman and a sheep. amish women are known to have so many children that their v-g-n-s get stretched out so much they can no longer provide their husbands with satisfying intercourse. amish men do not like to have s-x with other women outside of their marriage so in 1879 zebidiah grimes discovered that a sheeps v-g-n- is very similar to a woman’s v-g-n-. in the spirit of still keeping his wife satisfied, he brought the sheep into the bedroom and poured honey onto her p-ssy and while having s-x with the sheep, the sheep would eat out his wife. this ” amish threesome” has saved thousands of marriages over the years. it is recommended that the woman completely shave their crotch since sheep sometimes nibble at the hair thinking it is oats.
my wife’s p-ssy is so loose that i bought a sheep and some honey and i am going to have an “amish threesome” tonight!!!
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