ammosexual marriage
ammos-xual marriage: “the legal union of a gun lover and their weapon of choice.” not clear if it is actually legal in any state but may be allowed de facto as a result of current gun laws. supposed to result from improper bonding at a young age to the mother resulting in transference of s-xual attachment to a piece of metal such as a doorkn-b or shotgun.
ammos-xual marriage is a human right.
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