amp dick
pr-nounced several ways.
1: (a.m. p-d-ck) meaning its in the a.m. and i gotta pee d-ck !
(a.m like the morning and p like pee )
2: (amp d-ck ) i woke up this morning with an amp d-ck.
(amp can go either way a m p d-ck or amp like the word short for amplify)
am p d-ck
woman: where you going i thought we were going to do the deed.
man: i have got to hit that toilet let off some pressure ive got a.m. p d-ck.
woman: i see 🙁
amp d-ck
woman: looks over to the man lying next to her. says is that a tee pee you have under their?
man: no! 🙂 its amp d-ck!
woman: in delight. well lets not let it go to waste!
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