ampharos is a gen 2 electric type pokemon from the johto region. it is a sheep-like pokemon that has yellow fur and a long neck. it has two red orbs on its forehead and tail that it can light up at any time. it has 3 black rings on neck and tail.
it’s a wild ampharos
hubby`s is slang for husband`s , showing something belongs to the husband only. i looked in the refrigerator and the majority of everything had wife’s written on it so i grabbed a marker and started writing hubby`s on all my stuff. #husband`s #hubby`s #hubs
a dumb crack head wh-r- who thinks they’re high when they’re really not. this creature only comes out during the day. daaaaaaaaam! look at that juwin!
- cruz booger
the booger that ted cruz ate. republican 1: hey, what’s that on ted’s mouth? republican 2: i think it’s a booger. republican 1&2: oh, f-ck, did he just eat that f-cking booger off his lip on live television? —the next day— republican 3: did you see the debate last night? republican 1: with the cruz […]
- Making a solid
p–ping (in your pants or toilet) wheres steve? he’s making a solid.
- avocado smash
avocado smash is an s-xual act in a very high tempo and a short time frame, usualy in a shady enviroment. person 1:”did you get to smash yesterday”? person 2:” yes, but we had so litlle time that we only got to take an avocado smash in the alley behind walmart” person 1: “yea that […]