Ampifaptrious
the ability to fap (m-st-rb-t-) with both hands instead of just one primary hand (right or left).
bob : man my right hand hurts really bad from fapping.
mike : that sucks man, i’m ampifaptrious.
bob : what?
mike : it means i’m better than you.
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