amsterdam mustache


a prank perpetrated by a male on an incapacitated victim. the person administering the am waits for the victim to either fall asleep or p-ss out, and then drizzles a sticky substance such as honey on the victims lower face. he then squats directly over his victim’s lower face and uses a beard trimmer or something similar to shave his nut sack and gooch, lightly covering the sticky area with hair from his nether region.
bob p-ssed out at the party and jimmy proceeded to give him an amsterdam mustache as payback for bob tea bagging him at the last party.

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