Amy Schumer
born 1981, nyc(?), amy schumer, not to be confused with the other blonde comic amy on the horizon, amy poehler, is a cute but filfthy, and very funny comic on comedy central, both on her own no-laugh track-or-live-audience sketch funny show, “inside amy schumer” (get your mind outta the gutter with that t-tle, even with her type of material, or maybe there really is a s-xual orientation) and recurring, appearances on roasts.
did a comedy cd “cutting” (don’t ask about the reason for the t-tle) and dvd/cd “mostly s-x stuff”.
looks somewhat like a cabbage patch doll. is smokin’ hot. is very very very very funny.
and soon to appear and get rather wasted at a theatrical cinema screen near you in judd apatow’s latest (forthcoming as of this,to be released in a week or two as of this writing) “trainwreck”.
absolutely hilarious. and not, again, to be confused with the other east coast amy with blonde hair and funny humor who works with tina fey!
mostly s-x stuff is about amy schumer making jokes, well, about mostly s-x!
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