born 1981, nyc(?), amy schumer, not to be confused with the other blonde comic amy on the horizon, amy poehler, is a cute but filfthy, and very funny comic on comedy central, both on her own no-laugh track-or-live-audience sketch funny show, “inside amy schumer” (get your mind outta the gutter with that t-tle, even with her type of material, or maybe there really is a s-xual orientation) and recurring, appearances on roasts.
did a comedy cd “cutting” (don’t ask about the reason for the t-tle) and dvd/cd “mostly s-x stuff”.
looks somewhat like a cabbage patch doll. is smokin’ hot. is very very very very funny.
and soon to appear and get rather wasted at a theatrical cinema screen near you in judd apatow’s latest (forthcoming as of this,to be released in a week or two as of this writing) “trainwreck”.
absolutely hilarious. and not, again, to be confused with the other east coast amy with blonde hair and funny humor who works with tina fey!
mostly s-x stuff is about amy schumer making jokes, well, about mostly s-x!
- assyrian car wash
when you take an epic, unwipeable dump. all avenues to a clean b-tthole have failed. go straight to shower and do not p-ss go, i ate of bunch of bosnian food last night. had to take an -ssyrian car wash this morning.
- Back Door Handy
threesome position where the female lays across the lap of one male, reaches behind and gives him a hand job while the second male kneels beside his buddy and slams her -ss that was a stellar back door handy melissa, next time though let’s not do it on the bus
someone who’s the #1 bae and is absolutely perfect baeperfectbest#1 person 1: “that girl over there is so perfect” person 2: “yeah totally, she’s definitely a baela”
- Barber Shop Hoe
a hoe that dresses like a man who more then likely gets her hair cut at a barber shop and not a beauty salon. “d-mn i would holla at her, but she look like a dude” “yea she just another barber shop hoe”
- Beef Moment
a short, p-ssing disagreement shared between acquaintances. a bit of beef, lasting briefly. “jeez matthew, can’t we ever watch anything other than tim duncan highlights?” “whoa emily, do you really have a problem with the big fundamental?!” “no, you’re right, those five rings deserve some respect.” “phew, it was about to get heated, i’m glad […]