when seth meyers taps the desk just to his right (where amy poehler used to sit) at the end of every weekend update segment he’s co-anch-r-d without her.
fangirl 1: did you see seth do the amy tap last night?
fangirl 2: ugh! yes!
- cum muffler
someone who rapidly dives headfirst into a masturbator’s crotch to deflect the emerging c-m before it hits the ceiling with an audible splat. i’m ready to blow any minute…will someone please get me a c-m m-ffler?
the act of p–ping after getting a c-mload in your b-tt i just took the gnarliest c-mp–p ever!
- cunt cutter
a portable minuscule device made of varying metal materials used to mutilate the female s-x organ my girl ran over my dog, so i used my c-nt cutter to exact my revenge.
new synthesized word to describe the computer editing action of “cutting” or “copying” highlighted text and “pasting” elsewhere. if you still use the wizard, you will need to “cutpaste” that code into the front end so it will remember it.
the makailee: a highly contagious almost fatal disease. psychotic neurological radiation emitting from “the source” affects the signals sent from the brain to the spinal cord and branching limbs. if caught, movement must be continuous. if not enough signals sent from the brain is detected, the neurological system will convulse, leading to a violent spontaneous […]