an Alfie


like a selfie, but of your -n-s.
“seth, did you see joline’s latest instagram pic?”
“i sure did bryan! that was one flossin -n-lfie!”
taking an illegal poo in a national park
doing “an alfie” is having a poo in the corner of a dis-used campsite in a national park when the owner of the field in coming over to tell you off for setting up your tents.

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