a collection of jokes known mostly by residents of the united kingdom which involve a man from england, scotland and ireland. the jokes are commonly long and end up with the irishman being made a fool of or making the pun of the joke.
the jokes rarely involve wales. lucky b-gg-rs.
an englishman, irishman and a scotsman are all invited to a christmas party. in order to get into the party, they must bring something relevant with christmas. on the day, the scotsman turns up with a christmas tree, so he is allowed in. the englishman turns up and brings a cracker, so he allowed in aswell. eventually the irishman turns up also, holding a pair of ladies underwear. the guard at the door asks him, “what have they got to do with christmas?”
the irishman replies, “they’re carols”.
- d*mno quod non intelligo
a) a latin phrase meaning: i reject anything, everything and anyone i don’t (and, in the overwhelming majority of cases, won’t even make the effort to) understand. b) the root of all racism, due to the fact that people refuse to properly communicate and conflict ensues. teacher : does anyone know what d-mno quod non […]
- black b*st*rd
a harsh black people insult, do not use unless you’ve been 1.kicked out of a bar 2.had your girlfriend sh-gged 3.had your wallet jacked 4.stabbed 1.what the f-ck let me finish my drink you black b-st-rd 2.get your c-ck out of my b-tch you black b-st-rd 3.gimmie my wad holder you black b-st-rd 4.you got […]
- tinkle train
where in a public setting such as restaurant or bar, multiple women at a table(s), usually friends or acquaintances, will get up to use the restroom at the same time, forming a single file line through the restaurant/bar to the ladies room. men have no problem going to the restroom by themselves, but women like […]
blonde girl who is smart, hilarious and very loud when u get to know her. haha oh and by the way she cant stop combing her hair and is obsessed with polish guys. . and she wants to become a lifgaurd and rescue hot polish guys all the time. and loves h-tting them b-lls in […]
a term referring to blizzard’s programmers inability to follow normal mathematical standards. the ultimate explanation for all the quirks the game world of warcraft has mathematically. i dont understand why i cant stun that priest. i am hit rating capped and all. must be blizzmath.