an irish
the act of giving a handy with absolutely zero lubricant. also known as a dry rub
1) billy: did you get any last night?
jon: no, she wouldn’t even give me an irish
2) billy: d-mnit dude, i’m all out of jergens, looks like i’m giving myself an irish tonight
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