an Oj Simpson


it is when you are drinking a gl-ss of orange juice with a loved one and out of no where murder her and leave a glove at the scene of the crime
“dude i totally gave my woman an oj simpson
it is when you do something outrageous and deny it fervently to avoid guilt or consequences; then later admit you might have done it
guy 1: “so some -sshole told her i banged her mom and i was like, babe you don’t really believe that right! and she was like, oh i guess not. then at dinner i was like, girl, did i tell you how hot your mom is when she comes! haha”
guy 2: “man you really pulled an oj simpson on that one”

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