Anacocka


top definition
when a p-n-s, resembles the weight, length, width, and or circ-mference of an average male anaconda, this excludes pencil d-ck, chode, even if they meet one of the four units of measurements.

this can also be referred to not just male genetalia, but someone (usually a he) who is a complete, total and utter d-ck, thus anac-cka
rachel- “oh my god so i was blowing this guy you know, and i was like taking his boxers off and his anac-cka hit me in the face! and thats why i have a black eye……”

emily- ” oh my god thats terrible, was he a d-ck about it?”

rachel- “oh my god yes, he was an anac-cka all around but especially in his boxers girl”

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