Anaconda Kiss


the moment when a male p-sses a bowel movement so long that it slaps his scr-t-m on the way down. it is often necessary that the male stand up in order to accomodate the impressive length and properly birth the entire fecal celebration.
lance: “what is that brown smudge on the back of your b-lls?”
mark: “that’s an anaconda kiss. i took a dump so huge that i got a free high-five after cutting it with my powerful sphincter.”

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