anacondor
the anacondor is widely considered to be the deadliest, most m-th-f-ckin’ bad-ss animal in the world. it can kill you by thinking about it. in fact, you’ve probably been dead for a week, and didn’t even know about it. the anacondor is a mixture of the most bad-ss parts of the jungle-dwelling anaconda, and the ugly (but still awesome) condor. it can scratch your eyes out with its talons, or poison and strangle you with its long snake-like neck. pwned!
snakes on a plane? who needs them to be on the plane when the anacondor can just fly up and own samuel l. jackson’s sh-t. daaaaaaamn, boy!
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