Anakin Skywalker

well known as being the innocent boy who turns into the pinnacle of all evil. he breaks vital rules that a jedi must obey, and in doing this, seals his fate of turning to the ‘dark side’.
it is his love for his wife padme that causes him this change.
a jedi shall not know anger, nor hatred, nor love.
anakin knows all these things that he should not.
he is actually the victim of the star wars saga, we learn this from the prequels. it is rather sad.
he is ‘the chosen one’, the one who will bring the force back into balance.
padme amidala: it must be difficult being a jedi, not being able to go to the places you like. or do the things you like…

anakin skywalker: or be with the people i love?

padme amidala: are you allowed to love? i thought that was forbidden for a jedi?

anakin skywalker: attatchment is forbidden. possesion is forbidden. comp-ssion, which i would define as unconditional love, essential to a jedi’s life. so you might say, that, we are encouraged to love.
the main protagonist of the star wars saga. he was known as ‘the chosen one’, one who would bring balance to the force. unfortunately, due to his wreckless behavior and loss of loved ones, he was seduced by the dark side of the force lured by the evil emperor palpatine. from that he was given the sith name darth vader, whom he killed many jedi knights under the aid of order 66 and transformed the galactic republic into the galactic empire. he was responsible for the construction of both death stars and was successfully redeemed by his son, luke skywalker.
anakin skywalker: i’m not the jedi i should be, i want more…but i know i shouldn’t.

emperor palpatine: the force is strong with you, a powerful sith you will become. henceforth, you shall be known as darth…vader.

obi-wan: you were the chosen one! it was said you would bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness!

anakin skywalker is a romantic, beautful, and tragic hero of legend in the star wars saga. often called ani by his love ones. he is ‘the chosen one’ of the jedi prophecy, anakin defied the jedi code by following his heart and marrying his true love the beautiful padme amidala, which eventually led to him becoming darth vader. it was anakin’s love for padme and his fear of losing her that caused him to become the apprentice of darth sidious otherwise known as palpatine or the emperor. his attempt however proved to be in vain when due to anakins turn to the darkside padme died of a broken heart in child birth just as she had in anakin’s dream but not before giving birth to luke and leia skywalker and telling obi wan that she believed there was ‘still good in him’. anakin was burned on the planet mustafar which caused him to become more machine than man and it was believed that the true anakin was lost forever. it was anakins love for luke which in the end redeemed his soul when he destroyed the emperor also destroying himself. this brought the force back into balance and anakin fulfilled his true destiny of being the chosen one.anakin was restored to his youth as a force ghost and was reunited with his true love in the netherworld of the force.
anakin skywalker: i won’t lose you padme
padme amidala: i’m not going to die in childbirth ani, i promise you.
anakin skywalker: no i promise you!

obi-wan ken-bi: you were the chosen one! it was said that you would destroy the sith, not join them! bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness!
darth vader: i hate you!
obi-wan ken-bi: you were my brother, anakin. i loved you!

luke skywalker: i’ve accepted the truth that you were once anakin skywalker, my father.
darth vader: that name no longer has any meaning for me!
luke skywalker: it is the name of your true self. you’ve only forgotten. i know there is good in you.
some emo kid from the star wars saga that got his p-n-s burned off in the lava of mustafar in star wars episode iii: revenge of the sith.
anakin skywalker: ahhh! my p-n-s!

obi-wan ken-bi: hahahahahahahahaha!
anakin was a human jedi who was born on tattoine. he was discovered by qui-gon jinn and his padawan obi-wan ken-bi. he became obi-wan’s padawan after the death of qui-gon and the knighthood of ken-bi. he helped discover count dookus plot. he also secretly married padme amidala former queen of naboo in which he met on tattoine while she was disguised as a handmaiden. he also killed count dooku and saved palpatine from grievous. he evenually cut off windu’s arm and helped sidious kill windu. then he eventually faced obi-wan in battle after killing everyone in the jedi temple, due to order 66. to continue aricle see darth vader article.
anakin skywalker is the third known apprentice of darth sidious.
anakin grew up as a slave in the markets of mos espa, on tatooine, arriving on the planet with his mother shmi when he was just three years old. shmi later revealed that there was no father to him, that she simply found out she was pregnant and carried the child to birth. he and his mother were owned by gardulla the hutt at the time, but were eventually won in a podracing bet by watto.

despite his gruff demeanor, watto treated the skywalkers fairly. after meeting qui-gon jinn, he dreamed of becoming a jedi knight. his chances were enhanced when qui-gon learned of his immaculate conception, believing he to be the chosen one prophesied by the ancient jedi lore.

after winning the boonta eve cl-ssic podrace and being freed by qui-gon, he left tatooine and trained by obi-wan ken-bi. his own lightsaber was constructed on ilum, but he could only remember obtaining the red blade from a vision of darth maul. eventually, he grew into a brash young pilot who joined the old republic as a fighter pilot, gaining recognition during his education at the academy and then during the clone wars.

he was still a brash young man, and the barriers of patience and hard work seemed to stifle his growing proficiency in the force. it was about this time that senator palpatine also noticed the young anakin. sensing the force within him, palpatine also sensed his desire to learn quickly. after the death of shmi skywalker lars at the hands of a clan of tusken raiders, he became so enraged that he killed the entire clan, inclding the females and the children. his descent into the dark side began. during the battle of geonosis, he lost his right arm in a lightsaber duel with count dooku. the arm was replaced with a cybernetic prosthesis, but took away some part of anakin’s humanity.

seizing the opportunity, palpatine introduced anakin to the wonders of the dark side of the force, and anakin was hooked. he realized that, with the power of the force behind him, he would be able to provide for himself and his pregnant wife. there would be nothing to hinder him, and his security seemed -ssured. he became palpatine’s student, and the fall from the light side to the dark side happened so quickly that ken-bi was powerless to stop it.

ken-bi pleaded with anakin to return to the light side, but anakin would have no part of it. after a heated argument, anakin and ken-bi confronted each other in a vicious lightsaber duel. they were evenly matched physically, but obi-wan’s knowledge of the force was much greater than anakin’s, and ken-bi was able to maintain his strength. a coincidence led to their battle nearing a pit of molten lava, and anakin misplaced his footing. he fell into the pit, and was seared alive. obi-wan, seeing that he had a single chance to save his friend and return him to the light side, pulled the burning anakin from the pit. he returned to the old republic, where a tram of cybernetic surgeons worked furiously to save him.

the newly-promoted emperor palpatine spared no expense in trying to save anakin. this was noted by ken-bi, who realized that anakin would see palpatine as a savior. ken-bi then fled with anakin’s wife, hiding her and her unborn twins on remote worlds, out of the emperor’s watchful sight. palpatine, upon anakin’s recovery, re-introduced anakin to the dark side of the force. this eventually led to his acceptance of the sith training and lore, and sometime during this training anakin skywalker ceased to exist. he became darth vader, and rose to become a dark lord of the sith.

as such, he also became palpatine’s minion, and became the emperor’s tool. sometime after the battle of yavin, palpatine was able to discover that anakin had had a son. he used this knowledge to help secure his hold on the former anakin skywalker, as well as a way to help turn luke to the dark side. the light side of him seemed to try and return to the surface, and vader was faced with a crisis. during the battle of endor, luke managed to get the light side of anakin to re–ssert itself, and as

the emperor was trying to kill luke, anakin rose up and threw the emperor down the death star’s power shaft. the life-support systems that kept darth vader alive, however, were seriously damaged by the emperor’s force lightning, and failed. he died soon after luke removed the facemask to allow anakin to see his son with his own eyes.
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a chubber] of a boy who was found on tatooine by qui-gon jinn. he believed everything he heard deep sp-ce pilots say, engaged in dangerous races in sp-cecraft he claimed to build, believed jedi could never die, took strange men home with him, developed crushes] on hot women twice his age, and was a slave- er- a person, and his name was anakin.

after qui-gon used his force powers to cheat on a dice roll and then influenced the outcome of the race (how else could a kid who’s never actually finished the race before win against the greatest racers in the galaxy?), anakin was freed from his slavery].

he was then taken from his mother (who had given birth to him without having slept with any man… yeeeeaah riiiiight) to be trained as a jedi]. but apparently, ten was too old to be trained, so he was then taken into the middle of a war on some garden planet that everyone made a big stink about. he accidentally destroyed a trade federation ship which none of the elite pilots could get close to doing. lucky b-st-rd (no really, he was lucky, and he was the the illegitimate offspring of unmarried parents).

he was then taken as the padawan of obi-wan ken-bi (who only trained him because it was the last wish of his dying master qui-gon jinn).

it is important to note in this part of the story that one of anakin’s abilities to age ten years in the same time it takes obi-wan to grow a beard.

both of them do just that while everyone else stays exactly the same.

anakin resumes his attempted romance] with the beautiful padme, but is turned down as he was when he was ten. but she still had his plastic trinket he made for her! there was still hope!
so anakin took her from the well-guarded facilities of the coruscant capital to a primitive country-side where she was virtually unprotected. he did this for her protection of course.
while in the countryside, anakin’s feelings grew for her as her clothes began to become more revealing and tighter with each scene.

anakin proceeded to say tons of corny cr-p and talk about dictators, all of which somehow swayed padme in her feelings, so she began to love him.
then he kissed her, and got p-ssed at her about it.
she refused to engage in s-xual relations with him and he began whining.

both then proceed to get captured on a planet across the galaxy, where they profess their undying love to one another right before their execution.
padme gets cut perfectly across the middle by a rat monster in a way that reveals her bellyb-tton and abs just right, which completes her skin-tight outfit’s appeal, coming close to rivaling leia’s bikini in return of the jedi] (the right monster should become a hollywood] fashion designer); and anakin loses an arm.

both are married].

then anakin turned to the dark side over one nightmare in which padme dies. he did this in an attempt to save padme, which is kind of ironic considering he later strangles her to near death (but don’t worry, in a last minute revision, george lucas] decided that she should die of… lack of will to live? so anakin’s not to blame… apparently).

anakin got fried after failing to beat his former master (which is kind of funny considering anakin beat count dooku, who obi-wan had previously not coming close to even touching, in a minute as well as being the acclaimed ‘most powerful jedi’).
i suppose it’s cause obi-wan had the higher ground.

anakin then became darth vader], and went around blowing up planets.
“i want more, and i know i shouldn’t! he’s holding me back! no, he’s not! he’s a great mentor! like a brother and a father! no, i hate him! he’s jealous! he’s evil! no, i love him!
i feel as if everything is going wrong!
my loyalty to the emperor and the council leave me feeling torn and conflicted!
padme, kiss me, or i will feel neglected!”

geez, man, will this guy ever quit whining?

anakin skywalker is darth vader. darth vader is luke’s daddy.
oh, and that’s a spoiler.

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