schemer
someone who is always trying to pull a fast one, or get bye through shady methods.
“tim came over last night looking to get high off my sh-t!”
“man, he is such a schemer!”
a slang term that you use to call a person’s long string of hair that noticeably protrudes out from the rest, usually due to the fact that the hair has been over-combed, unkempt and/or over-grown. also can be spelled “scheemer”, to stress the proper pr-nunciation of the word. (originated from the character “schemer” from shining time station.)
“man john, you need a haircut. you have this gigantic schemer sticking out on the side of your head!”
any person, specifically all women, who hatch diabolical schemes in order to advance their personal interest, aka “get” and “play games” with multiple men. men, all women are schemers!!! you will get a b-n-r, and she will deflate it with her evil strategic designs. b-tch!!! in other words she will deflate your b-n-r into a flaccid disarray of broken dreams
that b-tch is such a schemer, i was hooking up with her all weekend, and now she is fellating another dude. f-ck my life, scheming wh-r-!!!
thanks to the scheming wh-r-, i would go gay if that d-ck wasn’t so disgusting
someone who cleverly tries to seduce women in hopes of getting lucky.
dude! watch out that schemer greg over there is scheming on some babes.
generally a ‘rab or a smuggly–ss asian who is very skilled in the fields of math and science, especially calculus and physics. they get straight a’s by studying 18 hours a day and having no social life. in addition, they like to play the piano or violin and love debate and computer games. they tend to move in groups with very smug facial expressions that arouse the feeling of hatred or disgust from someone who p-sses by.
i don’t trust those dirty–ss schemers
a geek programmer who spents his time in converting everything in the scheme language.
n00b: hey niggli, what you do tonight?
niggli: i will convert ejb into scheme!!!
n00b: man, u such a schemer!
a person who is trying to holla at someone
-guy is flirting with a girl-
“ay yo dawg, you’s a schemer!”
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