Anal Beads Theory
many people believe in an afterlife. recent scholars have developed new knowledge; based on a new study. the study shows a theory developed by the great and powerful mind of alexander vilapiano. his theory is that when we die we are in fact reborn. those who do well in life come back as a lion or something bad-ss. those who are evil are re-birthed as -n-l beads.
-n-l beads theory
1. if you are good in life you are reborn as a lion. if you’re a d-ck, you are reborn as -n-l beads.
2. danny was a d-ck to jose, so when danny died, he was reborn as jose’s -n-l beads.
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