Anal beeds
spelled -n-l beads. an instrument inserted into the -ss, with b-mps that keep getting bigger, meant to stretch the -ss and put strain on it until it pops.
the best way to pop an -n-l virgin is to shove -n-l beeds in her -ss!
-n-l beeds are beeds, mostly used by ravers and sick f-cks, which are stuck in the -n-l cavity for pleasure. generally, you use -n-l beeds while using e, or other types of s-xual injestions…
hey bruce, wanna play hide the -n-l beeds?
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