whisper text
a text message sent from one person in a group of people to another in the group. normally used to talk about someone “behind their back” when they’re actually right in front of you.
matt was being a complete douche, but i didn’t want to say it out loud so i whisper texted it to nickie.
a text you send to someone in the same room so other people won’t know what you’re talking about.
john sent molly a whisper text so cheryl wouldn’t know about the party later that night.
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