Anal Birthday
when your so excited that it’s your birthday that when you go to blow out the candles you sh-t your pants.
shane: ryan had an -n-l birthday last week
jordon: how do you know?
shane: there was choclait frosting in his pants
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(noun) (plural) small flakes of human fecies that form along the length of the shaft of the p-n-s while a person is being violently sodomized (pounded -n-lly) nelson could smell the fresh batch of -n-l cookies that were cooking in his wife’s kitchen.
- anal society
individuals, usually men, that have a particularly propensity to control every aspect of a family’s life. nothing can occur in the family inviroment unless it is approved by the inspector senior (usually the patriarch). nothing even remotely minor or benige can start without prior approval, and those who do will be chastized severely. there is […]
- Anal Stamp
when someone sits open cheekedly on an object, and leaves a brown or star shaped ring when they get back on their feet. it is a very short version of a skid-mark. “dude i totally left an -n-l stamp on my girlfriends sheets.” “gross man!”
- ancestrodon
tooth of one’s ancestor regarded as sacrosanct and worshipped. the old-looking broken tooth is our ancestrodon.
- anchovie
what you find in your mouth after giving head to a girl. “don’t bother with that chick. she left an anchovie in my mouth last time.”