anal society


individuals, usually men, that have a particularly propensity to control every aspect of a family’s life. nothing can occur in the family inviroment unless it is approved by the inspector senior (usually the patriarch). nothing even remotely minor or benige can start without prior approval, and those who do will be chastized severely. there is always one specific method that any work can be done, weather it is sweeping the floor, or washing a car, and unless you adhere to the inspector seniors instructions, you are in trouble. these people are members of the -n-l society. they are most often accountants and architects.
the day after we moved in our new house, my mother and i began hanging pictures on the walls, and when my father got home from the hardware store he made us take them all down. he then made us take graft paper and plot all locations using a protractor and then we had to use anchor screws even though we had sheetrock walls and nothing weighed more than ten pounds. dad is president of the -n-l society.

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