anal blast


h-m- energy drink commercial and parody of powerthirst energy drink
sound the alarm you’re going to feel uncomfortably gay!
-n-l blast is for men who need gratuitous amounts of gayness
1. an energy drink that makes you feel so gay! it comes in different flavors such brown eye and p-n-s-alota.
bob: do you have any -n-l blast?

bill: yeah, you want some? (pulls down pants)
an energy drink made especailly for gay men.

comes in many flavours including brown eye.
man 1: “wow i am really h-rny”
man 2: “wanna make love?”
man 1: “yeah, ok, i think i have some -n-l blast”
man 3: “oh, cool, get me a bottle too”
(n): -n-l blast; when someone is pounding the sh-t out of another’s -ss hole and proceeds to -j-c-l-t- into their -sshole.
(v): -n-l blasting; the act of -n-l blasting.
(1): so how’d it go?
(2): well, not bad for a first date. it started out kinda slow, but before i knew it we were -n-l blasting.
(1): awesome!
a horrible as f-ck grind core band that sounds like sh-t & has several songs about girls menstruating.
dude! -n-l blast played at the boston bar with avenger of blood & it cost $6.66 to get in.
when somes -sshole falls out of there -ss.
holy sh-t i just had an -n-l blast, f-ck!
an -n-l blast is when a male inserts his shlong (mostly works over 1 inch) and the girl lets one rip ……thus making the male fly accross the area

another way of -n-l blasting is when an obese male lets one go and wipes out a movie theatre
holy sh-t man ! that -n-l blast was deadly ….

fat male: sorry people i weally didn’t mean to -n-lly blast all of you

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