anal blindness
woman: ‘boss, i won’t be in tomorrow, i’m afraid i’ve got -n-l blindness.’
boss: ‘well, what’s -n-l blindness’
woman: ‘i can’t see my -ss getting out of bed tomorrow.’
-n-l blindness means you can’t see your -ss getting out of bed.
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self confessed laziness
you ring your boss in the morning, explaining that you will not be into work that day as you are suffering from ‘-n-l blindness’
“what’s that?” replies the boss,
“simple, i cant see myself getting my -rs- out of bed today.”
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