anal blink


when you try to p–p out the whole t-rd, but your b-tthole clenches up against your will and cuts the beautiful monster that could have been in half.
i ate the entire 24 oz porterhouse and was looking forward to the magnificent g-dzilla t-rd that would follow, but halfway through its birth i got an -n-l blink and cut it in half.

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