Antalopus


antalopus is a religion that revolves around our founder, the antelopes. the religion that is requied is that you have to believe in the blue antelope that flies around every christmas killing jews. another requirement is that you have to be gay and you have to surgically remove your ball sack.
my religion is antalopus.

i belive in the antelopus god, jeffrey.

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