the most f-cking gross video on the internet involving a guy sh-tting into a girls mouth while shes masturbating
i had and -n-l buffet last night dude
- Nippon Math
a term that refers to money j-pan is willing to spend in training 20,000-odd math and science teachers throughout africa in return for the continent’s natural resources. j-pan is prepared to export its mathematical know-how to africa: one way to do this is through nippon math—math in exchange for minerals.
a wet sh-t that curry gave me a terrible splotsy last night
- Salami vice
having the grip of a silverback gorilla as a result of chronic m-st-rb-t–n. -leans in for handshake- person #1: ouch! dude you have a serious case of salami vice. person #2: sorry man, i have a problem.
- Lips Whore
a girl who is a virgin but has kissed more guys than you’d expect. she plays people like songs on itunes but only goes to first base. “izzy is such a lips wh-r-, did u hear she kissed brad?” “zac tried to kiss me, who does he think i am? a lips wh-r-?!?”
a person who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles bob is a tweezack.