Anal bum crackers
when best friend sticks his hand into the cracker box after scratching his -ss for two minutes straight( underneath is shorts), and and then p-sses you the box, that you need to eat cause you are 250 miles away from anywhere except a freakin lake.
robin that is disgusting. take your hand out of the cracker box.
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