anal plundering
you have s-x with an -sshole. and it is good. after having said s-x, the -sshole has been stretched to such proportions that you can put some kind of small trinket inside for the next person to find. it’s a surprise!!!
upon inserting my p-n-s, i found an oddly shaped d20. i wondered how it had gotten there, and then remembered her last boyfriend had been into -n-l plundering. i continued to f-ck her, not testing my luck.
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