Anal Butter


were a person of any gender will throuly slap apple b-tter in the rim if the -n-s and continue to lick it off with a moist tongue until it’s gone
my last girl friend gave the best -n-l b-tter.
when a men ejeculates into an -n-s and he then f-cks it again in order to turn it into b-tter.
i just churned the cream in her -ss and i made -n-l b-tter.
its the mixture of a lil bit of sh-t and c-m on your d-ck after you pull out of a chicks -ss, that looks a bit like b-tter.
man i just f-cked your sister in the -ss and she licked off all the -n-l b-tter of my c-ck
the really annoying substance that resides along the greater part of the 12″ crack of your -ss. it is produced usually on a really really hot day, when you sweat, and wearing some really tight pants. it is a mixture of feces particles (dingle berries), sweat, and dried skin. it leaves a very strange, stinging, and burning sensation around the bunghole… resulting in the need to find a bathroom, asap. upon wiping this “-n-l b-tter”, brings quite a relief to the area immediately. will also leave a really nice skid mark on your underwear, which sometimes requires the immediate disposal of the garment, and to just go “commando” for the rest of the day.
rob: dude why you walking like that?

brah: man, i dunno… i think i got a bad case of -n-l b-tter. can we hit up the starbucks bathroom with the quicks?
when you just take a huge dump, but theres still a bunch of sh-t in your -ss, and you have absolutely no way of getting rid of it besides getting a bunch of toilet paper and scoopin that sh-t out by hand, which has about the same consistancy as smooth b-tter.
“what took you so long in the bathroom?”

“i took a little sh-t, but it turns out there was some -n-l b-tter”
when you sh-t in someones -ss. at least one must be male. a third person is optional. if there is a third person, he/she takes it up the -ss while sucking one of the d-cks. kind of like an -n-l love triangle.
i me and madigan just made some -n-l b-tter.
its f-ckin diarrhea after your wipe your -ss and get sh-t all over your -ss
because i can’t beleive its not b-tter
when in bulgaria, rasika had bad food and when he took a sh-t had -n-l b-tter!

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