anal cactus


to line the rim with needles from a cactus and then sit on your partners face. or alternatively shove a cactus in your -ss so their c-ck gets a nasty shock.
james shoved his c-ck in carlys -ss and went oww whats that. she replied an -n-l cactus and cackles

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