anal cake


the stuff that comes out of your -ss on the toilet
i just baked an -n-l cake in the bathroom
sh-t
oh man, i just made some horrible -n-l cakes. don’t go in the bathroom!
crust building up around your b-tt hole.
yo b–tch, go clean your -n-lcake.
this is what builds up around your -n-l orifice from too much lovin with a 60 yearold man named jethro, who has a fetish for sniffing sh-t diapers and manually releasing himself on the door kn-bs of abortion clinics in idaho. f-ck your mother.
“mom, will you chissel the -n-lcake off my -rs- and serve it to me with some coffee? yeah, thats it…jiggle it around…”

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