Anal Cataracts
-n-l cataracts is an illness often -ssociated with middle to lower income working persons. although the casues of -n-l cataracts are unkown, the symptoms are general sleepiness, laziness, fishing trips, concert tickets, boarding, riding, roadtrips, and and in some cases, better sh-t to do than go to work.
employee: “h-llo boss? i won’t be coming into work today, i have -n-l cataracts”.
boss: “what h-ll is -n-l cataracts?”
employee: “well, i can’t see my -ss coming into work today.”
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an excuse used when you sure as h-ll can’t see your -ss doing something.
honey, would you like to go to a lotte berk cl-ss with me?
sorry baby, i got -n-l cataracts.
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