Anal Claymore


when you ball your hand into a fist (known as the stink fist) and shove it into a woman’s b-tt hole. then, with your other hand, you mimic the shape of a detonator and ask the woman to press the b-tton. when she pushes the b-tton you release your fingers so instead of a ball they are flat. then the silly string doodoo escapes her -n-s due to the release in pressure.
i shoved my hand into betty’s -n-s and prepared my other hand as the detonator. she set off the detonator and thus received the -n-l claymore.

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