the act of sticking an object up the -n-s and applying pressure to condense an object for a higher quality version of itself.
after his clean joey, jon performed some -n-l compression on the banana that he planned to eat. it came out so good he couldn’t help but share with sarah, lady and the tramp style.
- on brand
something characteristic for the personal image (your brand) you are trying to project. usually used to say something is ‘not on brand’ for you. someone: you should totally just go for that lipstick! you: nah, red is so not on brand for me.
- branson billingsley
annoying boy that attracts girls from all over the world has brown hair and eats a lot and is very smart branson billingsley is a cow and eats a lot
- steamy nelson
while giving someone a full nelson you simultaneously shove their face in sh-t and f-ck them from behind man guess what? what? i just gave susan a steamy nelson
- phil lay me on
like a piece of meat that rich n-gg-s eat, you order phil lay me-on and they think youre fancy rich n-gg-: lemme get uh, phil lay me-on waitress: ooh you fancy huh?
- did you *ssume my gender
when some -ssumes your gender ident-ty as a boy or girl when you’re actually a demigender polys-xual foxkin agender, so you be like “did you -ssume my gender?” “did you -ssume my gender? im not a boy nor girl, im a demigender polys-xual foxkin agender