Anal Congestion


a scenario involving a particular female who is multi f-cked by several males in the -n-s, to the point in which all parties (generally 4-38 partic-p-nts) do not have enough -n-l friction in order to obtain an -rg-sm.
john: “hey mike, how’d you like that gorgeous brunette the other night?”

mike: “honestly wasn’t that good, there was too much -n-l congestion n-body could do anything”

john: “ah, of course. that does happen sometimes.”

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