anal cracking
-n-l cracking is when you use too many d-ld-s causing your -sshole to grow a bone and every every step you take, your -n-l bone cracks. therefore , don’t use too many d-ld-s. -n-l beads don’t count. the cure: stop being a sl-t. talk to your doctor to get a b-tt replacement.
-ss -n-l masturbation -n-l beads -n-l cracking
Read Also:
- Bringing Home The Bacon
to have a large amount of swagger that guys got so much swagger man, bringing home the bacon for real. yeah man, mad pig. 1) literally bringing home the bacon 2) making a lot of money 3) having hot steamy s-x. 1) walker: “oh hey, thanks for bringing home the bacon i wanted from stop […]
- Danger Juice
danger juice is a shot skillfully developed in the atl at rocky’s pizza mountain. it is equal parts 151, jägermeister, your choice of rumplemintz or goldschläger and topped of with a refreshing splash of scope®. since the bar was out again, pretzer broke out his travel bottle of scope® and ordered up two shots of […]
- Ripped Up Fireplace
an unsightly v-g-n-. her v-g-n- looked like a ripped up fireplace.
- ripped to the tits
adverbial clause used to describe a state of extreme intoxication on the part of a female. the state of intoxication must be marked by extreme embar-ssment caused by abnormal behavior, a stumbling fall or something of that nature. this term was recently exhumed by grace slick, when she was interviewed about her indiscretion in germany. […]
- sexxxytime
the time during which close friends place their hands in inappropriate places, dress scantily, make lewd comments about one another, attack snuggle each other, and numerous other (non s-xual) acts. guy 1 – “yo, did you bone that sl-t last night?” guy 2 – “nah, we just had s-xxxytime. i think i’m in the friendzone.” […]