Anal Crickets


when ones -n-s itches so badly they resort to clipping the individual hairs by using cricket legs to extract the foicles. the eastern european cricket -n-skus munchielias is commonly used to remedy such discomfort.
john: “f-ck my -ss itches so badly! have you heard of -n-l crickets!”

frank: “have you heard of -n-skus munchielias, its an all natural remedy to ittchy balloon knots.”

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