Anal Darts
the act of drawing a dartboard on a woman’s -ss and aiming your sperm shots at her -n-s (the bullseye).
i played a round of -n-l darts last night
to continue on the other definitions, here are some variations of the game:
drunken -n-l darts: like playing darts while drunk? well you’ll love playing -n-l darts while drunk. makes for a wild time!
kitchen darts: you have your girl bend over a counter and make a sandwich, while you play the game
super bowl -n-l darts: you play while wathching football and having her make buffalo wings for you
you can mix and match, and even combine all of these into a -n-l darts party.
i played -n-l darts the other day, and tried out some new variations.
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