Anal deepfrier
a -n-l deepfrier is when two people typically of the african american variety use mentos and grape soda during s-x. the man must first dip his entire d-ck in glue and then cover it with crushed up mentos. the women will then take a entire two liter and empty it into her -ss. they then have -n-l s-x and the mentos and soda create an uncomfortable explosion
” i had a -n-l deepfrier last week and still have scar marks” -josph stalin.
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