crabs, just crabs.
(scratches b-lls) “aw sh-t, i got -n-l d-ck monsters.”
to suck a lollipop i tried to linging yesterday.
the act of spreading ones nutty diarrhea evenly in empty reece’s cup wrappers then freezing them and serving them at parties. i f-cking hate everybody i work with so i brought a tray of diarreeces and left them in the break room
americas s-xiest dinosaur did you know that the eroticasaurus had to catch and make love with over 1000 kilograms of s-xy dinosaurs every hour to continue breathing due to its respiratory system being directly linked to its reproductive organs? no i didn’t know that, thank you television’s bill nye.
when a kid at your highschool makes a small buisness selling dumb shirts with words that don’t mean anything and thinks she/ he is so great. look at the slumville shirt patrick is wearing.
doing a dumb thing i just did a herderp