anal ding


the event in which your smartphone’s facebook messenger app makes a dinging sound causing you to check said message only to discover a conversation about -n-l s-x. in that conversation, the word “ding” is now a reference to that event. further, the use of the word “dong” as a reply to an -n-l dinging adds further hilarity as this is a reference to the male genitalia often used for the aforementioned -n-l s-x.
“i was at work and got an -n-l ding. this brought a smile to my face.”

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