Anal Flame
one who uses a lighter and their own flatulance to create an explosive blast of methan from their sphinkter.
“hey can you light my ciggaret?”
“sure,” -fart- -explosion-
“oh dude, did you have to -n-l flame it?”
“the other day roger had a wicked -n-l flame, he lit his own pants on fire!”
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