True Christian™
originally a descriptive for a member of landover baptist church (g-d’s favorite church) but also includes those members of the exclusive country club of the predestined and sanctified elect who believes and preaches the bible in its entirety; and who, by stating they “love the sinner and hate the sin” have no problem telling anyone who isn’t a non-white anglo-saxon conservative fundagelical — including, but not limited to cathylicks, homers-xurals, joos, mooslims, hindoos, boodhists, mormens, methodists, whiskypalians, plentycostals, blacks, the french, ragheads, lieberals and demoncrats — that g-d loves them so much he’s going to make sure they burn in an everlasting h-ll.
examples of true christians™ include betty bowers, jerry falwell, fred phelps, john hagee, james dobson, tom delay, rod parsley, sister taffy and judy o’christian. note: descriptions or lists of these kinds of christians should always be accompanied with the ™ sign.
james dobson’s brand of true christian™ lurve, where he lovingly tells all h-m-s-xuals that they’re going to burn in h-ll, makes me feel all warm and tingly inside!
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