Anal Flossing
the act in which a man is standing upright and the woman is bent forward with her head near the mans -ss. the man then grabs the woman’s hair between his legs and proceeds to floss between his -ss cheeks with the woman’s hair
i’d climb that tower for a nice -n-l flossing from rapunzel.
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