Glenwood Springs
as close to never-never land as you get. where adults are forever ski-b-ms, and kids are raised to love their mountains. if you drive 20 miles out of town on a sat-rday night in the summer, be watchful of teenagers around a bonfire, with beer in hand.
d-mn, i wish i could have grown up in glenwood springs!
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