Anal Fuzz
a collection of lint in an -ss crack resulting from any fabric worn by males. this lint is magically extracted from the garment and directed toward the basin of the aforementioned chasm. this fuzz is often extracted daily by the use of the common index finger and rolled into a ball to be thrown away. this ball generally consists of lint, sweat, and fecal matter, but may also include s-m-n and other foreign debris. removing this fuzz may also facilitate the need to sniff one’s finger to ensure there is no fecal matter on the finger.
aka fertile crescent
guy 1: dude, why does your finger smell like -ss?
guy 2: dude, i was playing tennis and i had to extract my -n-l fuzz!
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