anal gaper
a guy that has an unhealthy obsession with turtlenecks who enjoys playing dnd and being cynical.
omg nathan that turtleneck makes you look like such an -n-l gaper.
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- pouldn't
when you could, but you wouldn’t. mom: did you do your laundry today? me: no, the new season of supernaturals finally on netflix so i pouldn’t do it.
- Slutter-fied
when your day is that bad and you think it couldn’t get any worse, then you see your girlfriends work add in the personals colum hey bro check out this advert, isn’t that your mrs, bro if that was me i’d be sl-tter-fied #wh-r- #girlfriend #hooker #prost-tute #sl-t
- Whisker-Nips
someone with really long nipple hair. also known as: cat-nips, daddy long nips i was sucking my boyfriends nipples the other night and i got a hair caught in my throat. i hate when a guy has whisker-nips #s-x #whisker #nips #nipple #nipples #t-t #t-ts #t-tties #b–b #b–bs #b–bies
- blensexual
to be only attracted to said blen. i’m definitely blens-xual, i only crave that -ss.
- coozing
when you whip it while driving. you straight coozing to your moms house.